"If cheerleading is so easy....then why can't you pick up any girls?"
Cheerleader: (n) An athlete who can jump, kick, toss, stunt, tumble, and fly."
"Just because we don;t run across goallines, slam dunk basketballs, or hit home-runs....doesn't mean we can't change the score."
"If basketball is so spectacular then why does it take cheerleaders to excite the crowd."
"There are two types of people in this world: cheerleaders, and those who wish they were cheerleaders."
"Any man can hold a girls hand, but only the elite can hold a girls feet."
"Cheerleaders are simply a jump above the rest."
"All women are created equal, then a few become cheerleaders."
"Athlete by nature, cheerleader by choice."
"Without a conductor there is no orchestra, without cheerleaders its only a game."
"I'm a crowd-pleasin, cheer yellin, stunt buildin, short-skirt wearin, toe-touchin, hand clappin, big smilin, kick @$$ cheerleader."
"Wimps lift weights, cheerleaders lift people."
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