All originally created by Amy Jo!
(with a little help from me)
Bird Overhead
The lawn gnome sits in the garden alone,
eluded by the bluebird flying overhead,
my what this lawn gnome must think,
perhaps what he would eat if he could,
maybe about how long its been since he's seen his cousin,
or perhaps how gross it would be if a bird pooped on him,
lawn gnome.
The Liable Armadillo
The liable armadillo was playing chess one afternoon,
he was expecting his long loss uncle to come visit him soon.
His uncle was a gopher and that he was indeed,
his name was Gary and he really liked to read.
He was a happy gopher with very large teeth,
perhaps the liable gopher could give his uncle a wreath!
(I also helped make this poem up!)
Deer Man
A hunter
silent and deadly to its prey
still and patient
waiting
waiting to make a move
suddenly kapow
shabang
the creature drops dead
running running
through the forest
goes the
hunter
he reaches the disceased animal
and carries it home.