Jokes
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A ventrilioquist was driving to a show when his car broke down near a farmhouse. He walked up to the farm to ask if he could make a telephone call to the nearest garage. When he had done so, he walked back through the farmyard with the farmer. As they passed the horse's stall, the ventriloquist said to the horse,"Hello, how are you doing today?"
"Fine" said the horse. "The farmer here gives me plenty of oats."
The farmer gasped, but the ventriloquist walked on, smiling. When they came to the byre, a cow was looking out.
"How are you today?" asked the ventriloquist.
"Fine" said the cow. "The farmer here makes excellent silage."
The farmer stared at the cow in amazement. They strolled on and came to a sheep's pen. The farmer suddenly turned to the ventriloquist and grasped his arm. "Don't believe a word that sheep says. It's the biggest liar for miles around."�� ��������
A boy aged about ten strolled into a bar.
"I'll have a Bacardi and a Lager," he said to the barmaid.
"You'll get me into trouble," said th barmaid.
"We'll get on to that later. First, the drinks," said the boy
Three nuns died and were waiting at the gates of heaven. St. Peter was there to greet them and said "I'm going to ask each of you a question and if you answer correctly then you may enter, if not then you will fall into the gates of hell!"
The nuns, although surprised, agreed. The first nun was asked "Who was the first man on earth?"
"Adam" she replied and walked through the gates of heaven.
The second nun was asked "Who was the first woman on earth?"
"Eve" she replied and walked through the gates.
"Now, said the St. Peter, since you are a more seniour nun we shall give you a more difficult question."he said to the third nun."What was the first thing Eve said to Adam when they met?"
"Mmm, that's a hard one" the third nun murmered.
"Correct! You may now enter through the gates of heaven!" replied St. Peter
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