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| Nice legs! What time do they open? You. Me. Whipped Cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? Hi my name is..(your name).. remember that, you'll be screaming it later! How about you come over to my place for some pizza and sex. No? Do you not like pizza? How about we play army? I'll lay down and tou can bang the hell outa me! You have 260 bones in you body. Want another one? Oh, sorry! I thought that was a braille name tag. F**k me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga Titsbottom? Are those real? If you were a door then I would bang you all night long. Those clothes would look great in a heap on my bedroom floor. If you are what you eat then I could be you by tomorrow! If I were you, I'd go out with me. |
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