| Some lines of ABUSE for those who piss you off! |
| Earth is full, go home! |
| You, off my planet! |
| It sounds like English, but I don't understand a word you are saying |
| You look like shit, is that the style now? |
| And which dwarf are you? |
| Is it time for your medication or mine? |
| You are one of those bad things that happen to good people |
| Please, keep talking. I need the sleep |
| He/she's got a face like a smacked arse |
| His/her nose is so big he/she can smell the future |
| He/she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down |
| As an outsider. How do you view the human race? |
| He/she'd be out of his/her depth in a puddle |
| Yo mamma so fat, when I tried to get round her on the highway I ran outta gas! |
| When you got circumcised they threw away the biggest bit! |
| Yo mamma so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on her stereo |
| Yo mamma like a railway track, she's been laid all over the country |
| Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the bathroom, she gets charged for illegal dumping |
| Yo momma so fat when she fell down and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up |
| Yo momma like a bus, 50p and she's reafy to ride! |