July 12, 2001
12:50 AM (eastern time)
[this message was originally scribbled in blood on a dilapidated cardboard cereal box top]
I have successfully managed to almsot cut off my thumb. It all started when I was trying to build the world's largest cereal bowl. I was using an exacto knife to cut off a piece of drywall, when it accidentally slipped and sliced through my finger like butter. If it weren't for the bone and nail of my thumb, i probably would have lost it. Instead, a steady stream of blood ran down my hand. I cursed to the god of exacto knifes for letting this happen. As i got woozy from the site of all the blood, i was desperate for some medical attention. So i called for my mommie. She helpfully patched up everything, and sent me to bed without noticing that i shouldn't have been playing with an exacto knife...without gloves. This lesson has been learned, and now that my thumb is nearly fully healed, i can now continue my scientific search for the perfect girl. I have enclosed a picture of some of the early models. My staff and i hope the best for these girls and have playfully dubbed them "Logan's Flowerstuff girls". No relation to the powerpuff girls in any way. We did, however, steal the special chemical x. |
