| Three Wishes |
| One day in the great forest a magical frog was walking down to a water hole. This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in his life. By chance today a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have dinner. The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you are the only two animals i have seen, i will grant you each three wishes. Bear you go first." The bear thought for a while, and being the male he was, said "I wish for all the bears in the forest, besides me, to be female." For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediatly put it on. The bear was amazed by the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that. It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well i wish all the bears in the next forest were female as well." The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediatly hopped on it and gunned the engine. The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for such stupid things, after all, he could have asked for the money and bought the motorcycle. For his last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish all the bears, besides me, were female" The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine to his motorcycle, and said "I wish that the bear was gay." |