| The Man Who Always Falls Asleep At Church |
| One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister of her church. "Reverend", she said, " I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep in church, it's very embarrisisng. What should I do?" "I have an idea." said the reverend. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and i will motion you at specific times. When i give you the signal, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the fallowing Sunday Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said while nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus" Mr. Jones cried out as his wife poked him with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right Mr. Jones" said the preacher. Soon, Mr. Jones dozed off again. The minister responded by saying "Who is your redeemer" while motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" cried out Mr. Jones again as he was stuck with the hatpin once again. "Right again" said the minister smiling. Before long Mr. Jones fell asleep again. But this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo in his sermon he made a few motions Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to poke her husband again. "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him with his 99th son?" said the minister. Mrs. Jones then proceeded to poke her husband with the hatpin. Afterwards Mr. Jones yelled "You stick that thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass." |