| Johnny and Bill |
| It is the end of the school year. The teacher has already turned in grades and there is really nothing more to do. All of the children are restless because of this. The teacher says, "Whoever answers the questions i ask and correctly can leave early today." Little Johnny says to himself, "Good, I wanna get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question." The teacher asked, "'Four score and seven years ago.'"? Before Johhny could open his mouth Susie said, "Abraham Lincoln." The techer said, "That's right Susie, you can go home now." Johhny was really mad that Susie answered the question first. The teacher asked another question, "Who said 'I have a dream.'?" Before Johhny could open his mouth Mary said, "Martin Luther King Jr." The teacher said, "That's right Mary, you can go home." Johhny was even madder than before. The teacher said, "'Ask not, what your country can do for you.'?" Before Johhny could open his mouth, Jessica said, "John F. Kennedy." The teacher said "That's right, you may also leave." Johhny was BOILING MAD that he had not been able to answer any of the questions. When the teacher turned her back Johhny said "I wish these bitches would shut their mouths!" The teacher turned around and asked, "WHO SAID THAT!?" Johhny said, "BILL CLINTON, CAN I GO NOW!?" |