| Revenge of The Telemarketers (Continued) |
| So now AT&T has me on hold and my dinner is getting cold. I begin to eat while I'm waiting for the supervisor. After a wait of a few minutes, while my mouth is full of food: Supervisor: Mr. Byron? Me: Yeth? Supervisor: I understand you'er not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program Me: Id thish Ath Teeth & Teeth. Supervisor: Yes sir, it sure is. (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to keep from laughing and I had to be careful not to snort.) Me: No actually I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so I could sign up for the plan. Supervisor: OK, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you. Me: Thank you. I was on hold once again and I manged a couple more mouthfulls. I needed to end this conversation. Suddenly there was an aggrivated but polite voice on the other end of the phone. AT&T: Hello Mr. Byorn, I understand that you are interested in signing up for the plan? Me: Do you have that friends and family thing cause you can never have enough friends and I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother... AT&T: (Click) |