Age? 15
Birthday? June 27, 1987
Place of Birth? St. Louis
What're your favourite things? Girls, clothes, money, ninja weapons, and the wonderful sport of hockey.
Who're your favourite superhero and supervillain? Cpt. Oblivious
Where'd you get your " superpowers"? My ho, Britney Spears, sucked off Alderman and on the night I was supposed to get my money she disappeared. I went 2 her crib but all I found was a note saying she left and a dirty pink thong. I put it on and man it was cold. If felt good though. So I was chillin', eatin' and ice cream and I dropped my cone on the thong and BAM! I had superpowers from then on everytime I sported the thong.
