38 Ways to tell someone that they are stupid nicely.

1. A few clowns short of a circus 

2. A few fries short of a Happy Meal 

3. An experiement in artifical stupidity 

4. A few beers short of a six-pack 

5. Dumber than a box of hair 

6. A few peas short of a casserole 

7. Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box 

8. The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead 

9. One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl 

10. One taco short of a combo plate 

11. A few feathers short of a whole duck 

12. All foam, no beer 

13. The cheese slid off the cracker 

14. Body by Fisher - Brains by Mattel 

15. Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt 

16. Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear 

17. Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel 

18. He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down 

19. An intellect rivaled only by garden tools 

20. As smart as bait 

21. Chimney's clogged 

22. Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash 

23. Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair 

24. Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor 

25. Forgot to pay his brain bill 

26. Her sewing machine's out of thread 

27. His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels 

28. His belt doesn't go through all the loops 

29. If he had another brain it would be lonely 

30. Missing a few buttons on his remote control 

31. No grain in the silo 

32. Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse 

33. Receiver is off the hook 

34. Several nuts short of a full pouch 

35. Skylight leaks a little 

36. Slinky's kinked 

37. Surfing in Nebraska 

38. Too much yardage between the goal posts