July 1st, 2004
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Karl Malone, whose two-decade pursuit of an NBA championship ended in pain and frustration last month, has undergone knee surgery and plans to retire, a source close to the legendary forward said Wednesday.
Rockets' McGrady Relishes Houston Welcome
HOUSTON - Tracy McGrady was escorted to his new home court in a white stretch limo, treated to a Jumbotron video of his most impressive highlights and greeted by hundreds of cheering fans
Comics
Today's comic is Dilbert.
Bank Robber Caught Kissing Stolen Money On Camera
LAKE MARY, Fla. -- A bank robber wasn't hiding from surveillance cameras. In fact, police say the bank robber, dressed in a bright Hawaiian shirt, even kissed the cash before he took off. Detectives in two Central Florida counties believe he's connected to at least two bank robberies last week.
Weird Ebay Auctions
Air Guitar
YOU ARE BIDDING ON AN ORIGINAL AIR GUITAR FROM THE 80'S. THIS ONE WAS USED ONCE AT A BON JOVI CONCERT IN 89 FOR ABOUT 3 HOURS.I HAVE TAKEN IT OUT A FEW TIMES SINCE. GENERALLY AFTER ABOUT 6 BEERS AND A COUPLE OF FRUITY SHOTS.
