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| Super Bowl Party 2002 |
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| Jen |
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| Jami |
| Chuck |
| Kim |
| THE GROUP |
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| Here you find Chris and Chuck acting as if they had just won the Super Bowl, an annual preparation for the big game. We are holding the golden, round football which is given to the MVP of the game. It of course was given to me, but I allowed Chris to touch it. |
| Luke has an unusual prep for the big game. He chalks up his nose and then picks two pool balls that are the color of the two teams in the game, and he hits one then the other back and forth until he hits one in. Believe it or not, the winning team in this game has won the Super Bowl all 4 years that Luke has done this. |
| Profile |
| Frontal View |
| Chris was hoping to catch Luke using the restroom with a snapshot but he was just barely too late. As you can tell Luke is pretty upset cuz he really wanted his nude body on my website. |
| Unfortunately while consuming some of Juli Jerles' famous dipshit* I got part of a chip caught in me. Someone yells to do the heimlich maneuver, but they were eating some dipshit while yelling it so Bill somehow thought they said "punch that man forever". Don't ask me how he got that from what they really said but anyway he drilled me in the gut and the chip from the dipshit came flying out of my mouth. You saved my life man. |
| The Big Euchre Match |
| Chuck & Chris VS. The invincible, unbeaten and all great Jami & Sarah |
| Here I am pregame. Chris and I have our Chrysler power emblem which we think will lead us to victory |
| Chris and Chuck rip open the game winning the first trick. Chris celebrates with his Heisman of Euchre pose. |
| Jami and Sarah strike back and tie us up. Jami tries to rub it in, but Chris prevents that by trying to shove food in her mouth to shut her mouth. |
| Jami and Sarah win another trick. At this point Chris and I get worried. Here we are in disbelief that we let them get the momentum back.. Inside we still have faith in the Chrysler power. |
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| It comes down to a 9 to 9 tie and we each have two tricks. Unfortunately Sarah plays her 9 of Diamonds to start of the trick and due to my deep analysis of which card to keep coming into the last trick I powerfully threw down my ace of Diamonds. Thanks to the Chrysler power(and the ace of Diamonds) the better pair prevailed! Jami and Sarah's streak of no losses was ended and we became the new champs of the world in euchre! Above is our championship picture and below are the sad LOSERS. |
| Sarah tries to play it off like she doesn't care that her and Jami got their BUTTS KICKED, but deep down inside she is deeply hurt. Immediately following this picture she went to the bathroom to cry. |
| Jami fights back the tears. |
| Chris tries to brighten Jami up, but can't help but rub it in some more. |
| I love it when you call me big papa. |
| How did we lose? I mean, since when could a guy with big hair beat me in euchre? |
| "It's OK Jami and Sarah. You played really good. I think you deserved to win. It doesn't matter though because it isn't whether you win or lose, but the quality of how you played that matters." |
| Is it too obvious that I am winking? Because I am totally lying. Of course it matters if you win or lose....especially if you were previously undefeated. |
| Awe, thanks Kim. I would have never gotten over this terrible loss without your comforting. You're right, all that matters is that we played to our best ability! |
| I'm craving some cookies*. |
| We caught back up with Chris as he was sticking his head out the window telling the world about our victory while flashing a little "Cool ya'll". |
| "Look at that butt!" |
| "What about mine?" |
| "All this talk about Chris' butt is making me sick." |
| "Sarah! Jami is standing right there!" |
| Most everyone took a look at Chris' backside while he was yelling out the window. |
| At this same time, Jami was eating in hopes that would take away the hurt of her loss while also putting her two cents into the conversation about Chris' butt. |
| "Yeah! Isn't that a perfect shape?" |
| Jen is ready for some action. It looks as if Luke's butt will finally get some wanted attention. Although, I didn't think he had a paddle in mind. |
| "Let's play a game Luke!" |
| Luke can't hold back and does a little pre-cookie preparation. Don't ask me. |
| "What are you looking at? I'm just adjusting, i swear!" |
| What is Mark doing? Is there somebody out of the bottom of the picture wanting to play a game also? Hmmm. |
| "Don't move, this won't hurt a bit! I promise." |
| Is there an imaginary person in front of Sarah in her arms? You need help Sarah! |
| The girls pause for a picture. |
| More cookies! I need more! |
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| Mark grins because he knows a secret. |
| I know what making cookies means |
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| We do too! |
| Is it getting windy in here or is it just me? |
| I can't get enough! SHOW ME THE COOKIES! |
| Jen and Luke take a break |
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| Luke flashes a "Cool ya'll" with a big grin on his face. We all know what that means. |
| LUKE |
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| Luke and Jen start making cookies in front of all of us. Come on now guys. |
| "EWWW, WOULD YOU PLEASE DO THAT IN PRIVATE!" |
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| Mark looks back to the past. |
| "Remember when I made cookies with Kiki in Boston at the dance? That was fuuuuuuuun!" |
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| "At a dance? Now that is just not right!" |
| I am too young to hear this stuff |
| Others respond. |
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| Jen adds to the cookie conversation. |
| "Yeah? Well Luke and I made cookies at a dance, my house, his house, 5 minutes ago in the bathroom, at Meijer, at a Ball State game, in the football locker room, on the football field...." |
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| "Oh yeah, well you can take a picture while Bill and I make cookies right now!" |
| "How many legs do I have?" |
| Sarah wants to challenge Jen to a cookie making competition. |
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| Luke is ready! |
| If they do something real good, then Jen and I will have to do something even better! |
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| Chris comes informs me of the upcoming competition. I can't believe he bugged me while I was endulging myself in dipshit. I ate very quickly, hoping not to choke on a chip again and made my way to the cookie-making competition site. |
| "Can you not see that I am eating dipshit?" |
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| Kim gets grossed out and has to close her eyes. |
| "Is it over yet?" |
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| The competition finally ends in a draw. Sarah got a hungry from all of that work. So she enjoys some dipshit. |
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| Jami also consumes some dipshit. She comments on the competition. We can still tell that she is still upset about the big loss to the best euchre players in the world (Chris and Chuck) |
| "Wow Jen, you must really like those cookies, I mean I have never seen somebody get that intense over a kid who's name rhymes with puke. I mean Chris doesn't rhyme with anything......well it's still not as bad as puke." |
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| I turned ghetto, just for a very short time. |
| "My name is Chuck. Yeah that's right, it rhymes with something too!" |
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| As Mark prepared to leave he was in heavy thought. |
| Hmmmm. Mark..... park, dark, bark, hark, qark??? DANG! |
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| Bill is still recovering from the cookie-making competition. |
| This is the best day of my life! |
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| Luke prepares to leave, but asks to make sure that no cookie-making activities were caught on the camera. Well they kinda were Luke, sorry. |
| If Barb and Scott see this I will be grounded |
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| Chris has been caught in deep thought for a while. |
| So what if my name rhymes with a word that has to do with an excretion? I mean, I am still gonna make cookies aren't I? Oh man, what if this is the beginning of the end of cookie-making! IM SCREWED. (no pun intended and it wouldn't be a pun anyway cuz making cookies does not mean sex...dirty, dirty minds) |
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| Bill got sick of us asking him how the cookies were so he punched out the camera. So sorry folks, thats all. We then tuned back into the game to see the Patriots upset the Rams in a great football game. Yet another fun Super Bowl party. I guess this is the last Super Bowl Party that we will all have together so remember all the good times we had at all of the previous Super Bowls! Enjoy next year at college and for Bill and Kim, enjoy finding somethine else to compare to this kickin party. |
| FYI |
| *Making cookies does not mean having sex. So get those dirty thoughts out of your mind *Also, dipshit is a secret recipe of meat and cheese producing a nacho-like entre. |
| Hope you enjoyed reading about our Super Bowl adventures. |
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| I smell cookies! |
| That butt is all mine. muhaha! |
| ITS COOKIE TIME |
| Get me a ticket to Chicago!!! |
| What does making cookies mean? |
| This competition could get interesting. Does Bill know how to make cookies? |
| This color represents an inner thought. |
| "This color represents a quote." |