"Singapore Psychic"
A letter landed at my door
and it had come from Singapore
some psychic lady said that she
had some exciting news for me.
Apparently she'd had a dream
and said that in it she had seen
AJ receiving lots of dough
and if I would like to know
she'd tell me where it could be found
If I would send her 50 pound.
What an insult she'd perceive
that I could be so naive.
I sent no money to this nong
besides she has my names spelt wrong.
by Aussie John
