" Inner soul "
While thumbing through a magazine I saw an ad. that said
If you want relief for your feet you should use your head.
Invest in our invention we guarantee no pain,
all we promise is relief and you'll be glad you came.
We offer you an insole to place within your shoe
and you'll be trained but not restrained
we shape it just for you.
Before I'd tried the magnets but they were pretty tame
They'd set off scanners at airports before I'd board my plane,
I thought," Well ,here's another scam they only want my dough",
but I was in a lot of pain so thought I'd have a go.
I was still a cynic 'cos I've been had before
if I responded to them all then I could end up poor,
So I sent my money through and waited for a week or two
I started feeling like a dag then I received a jiffy bag.
I slipped the liner in each shoe and
wondered just what they would do.
I was Amazed I had no Pain and I could actually walk again.
I must admit to such surprise for it bought tears to my eyes.
So here's a tip to you neurotics .
Go buy a pair of these "Orthotics"
AJ
Poems Printed with permission of author
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