AUSSIEJOHN

ICKLE SEZ #3

I have been doing short poems from observations of my youngest grandson between birth and his now 5th year.We call him "Ickle" as that is how he always says (little).

I'm sending you my grandson's poems

I know he"ll give me hell

for now he says he's known as

" Ickle aussie john "as well

The next time that I take up pen.

it will be New Year once again so here's a few that turned up late, and for the rest you'll have to wait.


Ickle sez: "Pay Off"

Santa said now you be good and several people said I should. Now Santa's been and he's a toff That being good has sure paid off.


Ickle sez: "How it's done"

Grandad John said " darn T.V. theres nothing that i want to see" Now we both know that I am 4 but I have seen it all before. So he just sits with mouth agape and watches while I change the tape.


Ickle sez: " Miss Mess "

My girly cousin came to see the presents on the christmas tree So we unwrapped them all once more and spread them round the lounge room floor. and now the time has come I guess to help clean up the christmas mess.


Ickle sez: "Fone"

Aussie john ,while home alone Got message on his mobile phone, and I said " Grandad come and see the presents on our christmas tree". He said " Yes my Ickle bloke, and some of them near sent me broke".


Ickle sez: " Toys are us "

I like Christmas when I see the lights on every Christmas tree . When santa visits girls and boys, and everybody gives you toys .


Ickle sez: "HO HO NO"

Santa says "Have you been good ?" and comes in his regalia. Grandad sez now I should have Selective Memory Failure.


"B Bee"

I wont go in the garden now, It's not the place to linger A rotten Ickle Bee just stung me on my Ickle finger.

Ickle sez: "H.B.Bear"

My mummy said if I am good then she will let me see. Humphery B.Bear. When he comes on T.V.


Ickle sez: " Fun "

The Hooley Doolies and the wiggles are a lot of fun, when they are on in play school I get to Jump and run.


Ickle sez: "HI"

My high chair has a padded seat and that is where I sit to eat. My Spotty loves it ,that's for sure from there I drop food on the floor.


Ickle sez: "Winney"

Winney the Pooh is a toy that I own and I know that he'll never leave me alone, now he cannot speak , so he has to mime and yet he's my favourite bear of all time.


Ickle sez: "Bug off"

Grand dad says "Now you sleep tight and dont you let the bed bugs bite" but I don't think that's very neat I'd rather see them change the sheet.


Ickle sez: "Boxing"

When I was just a tiny tot I'd play with all the toys I got . now i'm big it really rocks I get to play with just the Box .


Ickle sez: " Hair today and gone tommorow "

When I was born my mummy says I didn't have much hair. I must have looked like grandad but I really didn't care. My nannie says it's now too long and I should get it cut. but I dont want my head to end up looking like my butt.


Ickle sez: "Nosey"

My auntie says my nose is cute my sister says that it's a brute my mummy also loves it though My grandad says" Pinocchio"


Ickle sez: " Hear Hear "

I went to the doctor 'cos mummy had a fear , the doctor took a look and said " ah! yes I see it clear, he has a problem there, I diagnose it as" Glue Ear" so I will put in grommets and then it will disappear."

Poems Printed with permission of author


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