Ickle sez: "Potty mouth"
Here's a new name I've been given
I'll just have to wear.
My grandad calls me Potty mouth
because he doesn't swear
Ickle sez: "Dont"
Oldies pick on Littlies
"Dont say Duh that's dumb ,"
and they're the ones
who also say
" Stop sucking on your thumb "
Ickle sez: "God"
My cousin still annoys me
He's such a cheeky sod
He's always saying things like
"Who died and made you God?"
Ickle sez: "Dummy"
A Teenies life is hard to bear
Your always changing underwear,
and when you'd like to kiss your mummy
that's when,instead, you get a dummy.
Ickle sez: "Scream"
Sometimes when your in bed at night
The shadows may give you a fright,
and then you have a horrid dream,
but i've solved that.
now I just scream.
Ickle sez: "Seein"
Children should be seen not hurt
so you big people stay alert.
It doesn't mean that when i call
that I should not be heard at all.
Ickle sez: "Mum & Dad"
When I was younger I was glad
that I could have a mum and dad ,
now i'm older I can see
"It's not what it's cracked up to be"
Ickle sez: "Burp"
A pat on the back is good for a kid
for it's a reward for something you did
but it get's my goat and
my patience is thinned,
when I only get them
to bring up my wind.