"Icy"
My Girl works at the ice rink
but doesn't let cold faze her.
Whenever she is feeling chilly
She puts on her Blazer.
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"Wasting time "
If you'd like to waste some time,
then here's a way you can.
Tell a few hair raising stories
to a balding man
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"Shaggy dog Tail"
We called our dog "Concord"
'cos from the air lines
We've a letter.
That clearly states
their Stand-by rates
apply to our jet setter.
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"Boom"
A grenade on a kitchen floor
in france, I'm sure would start
explosive action leading to
Linoleum Blownapart"
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"Budjet"
If you can't pay your income tax
and there's no way to fudge it,
The reason you feel stuck with debt
is that you cannot budge it.
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"Locket"
I'm told I have a fatal flaw
an idiosyncrasy.
I'm often breaking into song
when I can't find the key.
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"Possesions"
Here's a statement
from the church
most people wont contest,
If you dont pay your exorcist
then you'll be repossessed.
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"Members"
There's a sign on local church
that cuts you down to size.
"Members only in this place
Trespassers are baptized".
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" Unity "
In unity there seems to be
some things that are required.
A bicycle can't stand alone
because it is two-tyred .
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"Address '
Most women are quite lucky,
It's a fact of life I guess.
With every marriage they obtain
A new name and a dress.
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"Xmas"
There is a place that offers,
tranquility and such.
Pray inside a church today.
avoid the Christmas rush.
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"Way to go"
How will you spend eternity
and will you still rejoice?
Smoking or non smoking
appears to be the choice.
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"Willing"
In legal terminology
I think its safe to say
the defininition of a will
"It's a dead giveaway"
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"Nameless"
Viking sails his ship back home
and finds his name has gone.
His wife goes to the local mayor
and says "What's going on?"
Mayor apologises
then has the hide to say
"I must have taken Leif
Off my census yesterday".
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"Telling"
William Tell & family played
a good game of lawn bowls.
But all of the league records
were destroyed in days of old.
And even though the legend lives
It's true, or so we're told
we will never know for sure
"For whom the Tells bowled"
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