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"Trade in"
I got a car for my ex wife, the memory wont fade
Because I know it was the best deal I have ever made.
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" I Do " ( Not)
Here's a simple truth I've heard that no one can disparage.
The main cause of divorce it seems, has turned out to be marriage.
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"He's gotta go"
My uncle had this corny joke- He thought it was a winner.
He'd often tell it to my aunt, "where there is smoke there's dinner".
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"AlIi money"
"You can't put a price on love", the married ladies say
but after a Divorce . Well !!, You just watch the fellows pay.
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" Ban the bum"
Heres a certain axiom I've come across of late
"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate".
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"I say"
To rise to the occasion a Texan's not averse
to writing out his speech and then just squatting on his spurs.
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" Not a happy chappy"
If things start getting any worse then I can plainly see
that I may have to ask you to stop helping me.
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"Commitment"
The only place your likely now to find committed men
is at the local "Funny Farm" -They keep them in Ward Ten.
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"Duh"
When it comes to humour I have got a hunch,
"He who laughs last"has to be the slowest in the bunch."
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"Tea break"
A flying saucer will appear for one & all to see
when a careless nudist spills his cup of Tea.
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"Way to go"
A "Crazy Lady" at our church was often heard to moan
"Lord, lead us not into temptation, I can find my own".
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"Why"
Here's a thought i've come across that many others miss.
"Why aren't more people happy if Ignorance is Bliss?".
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"Hot-Dog"
I like cats & dogs-- so if everyone agrees
let's all get together and exchange our recipes.
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"I gave at the office"
You must pay for all your sins if from the path you've strayed.
Disregard this notice if you've already paid,
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