"Way to go"
If at first you dont succeed
in everything you do
I think that you should realize
sky-diving's not for you.
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" Mush"
The mushroom girl is happy
and here's the reason why
she found another boyfriend
who she claims is a fungi
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"Choppy"
I told the waiter, "Lamb chops,
could you make them lean tonight?"
He said "Ok sir, in which direction
Left or Right?"
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"Throw away"
Bulimic's office partys like all
others have a whirl,
the difference is you find that there
the cake leaps from the girl.
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"Flee"
A flea jumped in my bowl of soup.
I wasn't going to cop it.
The waiter hearing my complaint
said "Just tell him to hop it."
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"Sign Language"
The chinese restaurant had a sign
that we all thought was fun.
"We reserve the right to serve
refuse to anyone".
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"Double fault"
Serving pickles in ping-pong
is rather short of thrills.
You'll only find that you are in
The Volley of the Dills.
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"Radical"
If you'd like to start a movement
eat a prune a day.
Satisfaction guaranteed
and you'll be on your way.
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"Chinesey"
There is this chinese cafe
That to anyone will cater.
There is a sign above the door
that says, "Eat now-pay waiter".
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"Bindgie"
Being over weight takes time.
We know this to be true.
It doesn't happen overnight.
It just snacks up on you.
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"Nosey"
There's a rumour going round
I think it's just a gag
Michael Jackson picks his nose
but from a fashion mag.
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"Warrants"
With extended warranties
There seems to be a rule
Refridgerators never die
they simply "Lose their cool".
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"Tut-tut"
King Tut in Egypt had 8 wives
4 Better And 4 worse.
This likely is the origin
of Tutankhamun"s curse.
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"The 7 vertically challenged men"
The theme song of the 7 dwarfs
I thought you all should know
has been altered to "I owe, I owe
so off to work I go".
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"Caculation"
The sale of pocket calculators
hasn't been so hot.
Most people seem to know
how many pockets they have got.