"E" by gum,
(another pun)
"Just some lady", came on chat
and it was plain to see,
her keyboard wasn't working
and she couldn't type an "E."
Despite this complication,
she would not "Throw in the towel."
And so she wrote this little note
" I'D LIK* TO BUY A VOW*L"
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"Ta"ROT"
I saw a Gypsy Fortune Teller's sign
and it did say,
"Due to unforseen events
we've had to close today."
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"Notes -What notes?"
The Memory Expert's classes
are definitely on stall
For where he placed
his latest notes.
He simply can't recall.
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"In ya dreams"
Some people have insomnia,
then there's my brother "Bob."
In chat he has the habit of
Just "Sleeping on the Job,"
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"One ringey dingey
Two ringey dingey"
When ever I'm on line it means
my phone becomes engaged
and my poor sister can't get through
and so becomes enraged.
She knows I'm probably on chat
and phoning me will fail.
So now she's solved the problem
and is sending me "Hot Mail."
* * * * * *
"afflicted"
I'm not addicted to the chat
so just let's get that right.
The only hours that I spend
are morning, noon and night.
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"It's news to me"
I'm on the chat in U.S.A,
so it's no wonder then.
The only news I seem to get
is what's on C.N.N.
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"Tut Tut"
My favourite documentaries
when watching on T.V.
are all concerned with "Egypt's ruins
and archaeology.
* * * * * *
"Ho, Ho, Ho.
has got to go"
When T.V. has comedians
then I'm their biggest fan,
but what I find annoying
is that " Laughter in a can".
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"Johnny one note"
I wake from sleep to catch a poem
and hold it by the throat,
but I find in the morning
I can't read the things I wrote.