" I saw "
My favourite dream when I was young was that i'd be a Sage,
so I became a book worm from quite an early age.
I always had a love of books, my library was extensive ,
I ordered many heavy Tomes and some were quite expensive.
I had recourse to every source and used them one and all
till ,woe is me,my age you see ,has made the print too small.
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" Don't bring in the clowns"
Some cannibals are fussy what they put into their tummy,
they wont eat clowns because they say ,
"The meat tastes slightly funny".
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"No where"
I've come to the conclusion,that life is never fair.
It's hard to make a comeback if you've not been anywhere.
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"Responsibility"
I've always been responsible for everything i do.
Thats why I wish the Buck stopped here.I sure could use a few.
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"Old age"
It's a fact in later years,no matter when you start.
You get your head together & your body falls apart .
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"Times up"
Steve said "With my Ma-in-law I almost had a brawl,
and she said for a month she would't talk to me at all.
"That can't be bad,so why so sad? "I heard the barman say.
" No you don't understand," said Steve
"That this is the last day".
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" Hat "
My favourite place is on the net but then you all know that
Im all alone so i say " Home is where i hang my @".
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" Axe facts"
Things dont change much over time,I've often heard it said
"Even now some men still take a battle axe to bed"
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"Tax Fax"
Women doing Tax reads--Enter average income here.
so she puts--Almost mid-night would be getting fairly near.
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"Checked"
When i'm holding all the cards it pains me to confess
I still can't win because my mate's decided to play chess.
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"Home Sweet Home"
There's a lady of the night whose Motto is well known
"If I'm not in bed by 12 - I might as well go home".
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"Hangover"
I was lost at sea , that's why i missed the health resort.
The reason i turned starboard was that I'd been at the port.
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"Shorty"
There are many words mean short,but i think this one's wrong,
can you tell me why abbreviation is so long?
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"Boring"
At a boring party I said to a Twit
"Well i've had fun before but i know that this is'nt it"
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" Dad's answer"
When my kids were little they were always asking "why?"
and they were quite insistant that I give them a reply.
Then i found an answer for my daughter and her brother.
Whatever was the question I'd say "Go and ask your mother".