POEMS BY AUSSIEJOHN





poems on Aussie language.


Poem # 1

Bewdy mate

"Pull ya head in Mug" is an expression used in Oz.

When replying to another's slight.

It may precipitate an altercation on the spot.

In other words "you may get in a fight'.

But if it's used in humor,you

can tell just by the tone,

then your intent is obvious,

and you'll be left alone.

If your a tourist in our land,

and language is a pain.

A dictionary is helpful if you ever come again.


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Poem #2

"Strine"

Running one word to another

with no space in line,is how

grammarians explain,the language known as "Strine".

"Emma Chisset" seems to be a common name you'd say.

It's actually enquiry into

"What's the price today?"

"Ark ellery is where expensive arts are kept on show.

Jussa Touvers"meaning "just the 2 of us"you know.

"Aorta mica laura egens tit"

seems a little drear.

"They ought to make a law

against it"makes the meaning clear.

"Hair bat" is "How about"

"Mipe Plice"also"My place"too.

"Wun spawner tyme"is obvious,

for Fairy tales ,it's true.

So next time your attempting "Oz",

I hope these tips will aid,

in helping others understand

"eggs akley wotcher Sayed".


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Poem # 3

"waddysay?"

It's "ripper,bonza,bewdy" if you mean it's good in Oz.

and "Stone the crows" shows feelings of surprise.

"She'll be right" shows confidence

"A bummer"means " It's bad",and

"Crikey, what a whopper" shows it's size.

"I'm off to flog the poms"

means going to the cricket show.

There's thousands of expressions

that "Ya woudden wanna no"

Now i dont want to "Bash ya lug"

(that's overstrain your ear)

but these are sayings in our land

You frequently may hear.


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Poem # 4

"Accent" (u8 the positive)

Who says i have an accent?

I simply don't agree.

It's everybody else that

sounds a little odd to me.

I'd come on line as Aussie john,

and usual greeting say.

But now it's half the chat room

that will answer back "G'day'.

And when i say "A J is bach"

composers names then bloom,

and ribald comments such as,

"Well then give us all a tune. "

Though sticks & stones

may break my bones,

these taunts i'll simply shun

and keep on talking "Strine".

'Till I've got rid of everyone.


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Poem #5

language

I only speak one language,

that's good ole Aussie "Strine".

But i contend with many types

of greeting on the line.

" Nos Dar, Hola, Ciao and Hi"

are some that i recall

from" Spanish ,Welsh ,Italian

German ,French ",we had a ball.

Multi-lingual chatters can

all add by what they say.

But it appears that "English "

is the language of today.

No matter how we say it

I just hope we all agree,

that International Friendship

is the goal for you and me.


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poem # 6

" Hi & Bye"

Addicted is a word i heard

applied to those who say

"I only came on line to tell you

that I cannot stay".

These lightning raids at once

evoke a plethora of "Hi s"

and this is closely followed by

a barrage of "good byes".

Priorities in life i think

are open to revue,

so that we know

what has importance

in the things we do.

But that's just my opinion

after many hours spent

acknowledging departures

" AFTER" other people went.


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poem#7

"poems" Poems are a distraction from the

random thoughts we have,

yet have a formal structure it is true.

They allow expression in oh so many ways

to all the things that we can say & do.

Hymns are merely words to music

in poetic form and help us

overcome the stress of life.

Poems can be an inspiration

when we're feeling down and need

some guidance for our path through life.

My poems are mostly whimsical

with humor as their base.

I aim to put a smile upon the

gloomy kind of face.

So if you are disgruntled with

war time news at home,

then be like me,

turn off T.V.

take solace in a poem.


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poem # 8

"Words"

I like manipulating words to

exercise my mind.

The options are unlimited it's true.

My thesaurus and my biographic

dictionary ,are handy tools that

help to see me through.

A double entendre's a risk

in any form of verse

and, insensitivity can

even make it worse.

But a poems a delight

if it works out alright.

Though some forms of poem

are best left alone.

A "wordsworth" a lot if

it helps with the plot .

And a pun (see above)

fits the scene.

So i tell you mate

that poetry's great

You "reach your impossible dream."


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poem #9

"Slanguage"

"Cobber" is another word that

means an Aussie mate,

and"she'll be apples" means that

everything will turn out great.

"Abso-bloody-lutely'

is a positive for 'yes'

The great australian adjective

is here put to the test.

"Up S--- creek without a paddle"

means that your in strife.

"Cheese & kisses"-rhyming slang

with 'Missus',meaning wife.

"Al Capone " could be the phone,

"Give us a bell" means call.

When you are aggravated

you say"Driven up the wall."

"Argy-Bargy" means an argument

that's never fair

and"Angle of the dangle" means

erection you know where.

"Ariel Ping-Pong"a football game

called Aussie Rules

"You little Ripper mate"

means acclamation among fools

An "Ocker" is a 'true blue' oz.

"Blue" means a red head too.

To 'have a fight' is what occurs

when you get "in a blue"

"Ave a go ,ya mug"is for

reluctance (with agrin)

when dealing with opposing

sides who just wont get stuck in.

I hope this answers questions

that i have often seen,like

"What the h*lls that all about?"

and ,"Is that word obscene?"


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poem #10

"Education" I'm often told that aussie words

appear to be unique.

But i dont know ,'cos it's the only

language that i speak,

It all makes perfect sense to me.

I've spoken it since birth,

and just don't understand the

the reason that it causes mirth .

I'm told i have an accent .

That's a thing I didn't know .

and when i'm told "Say that again"

I feel like i'm on show.

But aussies are a friendly mob

and i'm prepared to say

"crikey,bewdy,ripper mate"

If it will make their day

But theres one thing i'm certain of

throughout our mighty nation

"You aint herd nuffin " till yuve had

Orstralian "edger-kayshun"

Mae West

1892 -1980

88 years

"Diamonds are a girls best friend"

Mae west was heard to say,

which indicates that avarice

was common in her day.

A blonde who was notorious

for statements most dramatic

and also for appendages that

some might call pneumatic.

A flouting of the moral code

was her main claim to fame.

"Come up & see me,sometime",

was a quote that bore her name.

Throughout the age of cinema

these ladies come & go.

There's famous Dolly Parton

and Marilyn Monroe.

While 15 minutes fame is all

that comes to you & me.

These fair and shapely ladies

will go down in history.


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William Shakespere

1564-1616

52 years

23rd of April in 1564 William

Shakespere saw the light of day,

and 52 years later after writing all that verse.

It was the date he also passed away.

His output was prodigious

and here to name a few

The Tempest, Hamlet and Mc Beth

Alls well and Much Ado

King Lear and As you like it,

Romeo & Juliet, Othello, Julius Caesar.

These all kept him out of debt.

Stratford upon Avon was the place he loved to be,

with his wife Anne Hathaway

and all his family.

He opened up a theatre called the

"Globe",and still they say

shakesperean actors strut the stage

repeating every play.

What better epitaph could be

to one who was the best. "Good night sweet prince,

may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest".


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Hannibal

247-182Bc

65 years

Now Hannibal was famous

when he fought the might of Rome. He never was defeated, and

he called New Carthage home.

In 218 bc he even crossed the Pyrenees,

then reached the Rhone and fought the Gauls

and brought them to their knees.

He crossed the Alps in 15 days

despite the cold & wet.

Then decimated all the Roman legions that he met'

With 37 elephants advancing

in the war. His enemy would flee

from sights they'd never seen before.

He overcame the celtic tribes

he forced them from their home,

and then conscripted them to fight

as though they were his own.

He won the Punic wars and

then he faltered in his mission.

The size of his almighty force was beaten by attrition.

His so called allies scorned him.

After many years of strife,

refusing to surrender

he (with poison) took his life.


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Fred Astaire

1899-1987

88years

Fred Astaire the dancer and his sister named Adele

Gained Broadway fame in nineteen seventeen.

And then when she retired in nineteen thirty two.

Miss Ginger Rogers came upon the scene .

In "Flying down to Rio" they

both starred for the first time,

and later movies proved

that when they danced

they were sublime.

When Fred retired from the stage

in nineteen seventy.

9 emmys he'd acquired from his

dancing on T.V.

Judy Garland, Cyd Charisse and

Audery Hepburn too, were others

that he partnered. We know this to be true.

There's half an "Ali "statement

that says "I sting like a Bee"

but "Floating like a butterfly"

means Fred Astaire to me.


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Dwight D. Eisenhower

1890-1969

79 years

Dwight Eisenhower graduated at age 25.

West Point Academy was then his home.

In 1939 Macarthur took him as an aide.

Then General Mashall had him on his own.

When operation "Overlord" in

nineteen forty four

required co-ordination

some thought maybe he was raw. But as supreme commander

of the Allied high command

d-day the sixth of June went

just exactly as they planned.

Then when the war was over

politics was next in store.

As president elect he would be

number thirty four. In 1952 he was elected to the job

and then in '56 he won the same.

In '69 he died, but now the slogan that he left.

"I like Ike" forever will remain.


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Albert Einstein

1879-1955

76 years

Energy equates with mass when

speed of light is squared.

This is something physics

shows in school.

When Albert Einstein postulated

this could be a fact.

His peers told him that he was just a fool.

They also argued with him in

debates on space and time and

something he called relativity.

They could not seem to grasp

the benefits that could accrue

to ordinary folk like you & me.

His childhood class mates

used to think that he was not too bright.

They'd ostracise him or they'd try to keep him out of sight.

But when he'd grown this professor proved

to be so wise in 1921 he had the phycics

Nobel prize.

In '33 he had to flee from

Berlin (Hitlers town)

He came to the united States.

and there he settled down. His shocking head of snow white hair

deserved appreciation, for all the knowledge that he shared

to help protect the nation.


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Abraham Lincoln

1809-1865

66 years

Abe Lincoln was a humble man

both kind and honest too.

and freeing all the slaves he thought

was what he had to do.

He entered politics when

Mary Todd became his bride.

As 16th president he represented

yankee pride.

He tried to broker peace but

neither party would agree.

The yankees proffered general

Grant, the south had General Lee.

Fort Sumpter was the place the civil war

was then begun and this was closely followed by the battle of Bull Run.

Honest abe @ gettysburg .com

was his address

where government of, by & for the

people first was stressed.

When finally the turmoil had ceased in every town.

It would take another 100 years to settle down.

Ford's theatre was the place

the President would not survive.

He died upon Good Friday April

eighteen sixty five'

An actor, John Wilkes Booth,

was the assassin at the site.

and he had changed the future of

America that night.

So may all men of vision

ever seek the holy grail

and we will see that liberty

forever will prevail.


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Neil Armstrong

1930----?

73 yrs

(and counting)

Neil Armstrong was a famous astronaut

who flew in space and was the first

to stand upon the moon.

As rocketry advanced and astral

sciences progressed.

He knew momentous things would happen soon.

He practised with the "Gemini"

until that fateful day, when Houston

gave the signal & he was on his way.

An uneventful trip until he

reached earth's satellite.

Then started sending pictures back

that filled us with delight.

"That's one small step for man,

but one great leap for all mankind"

the famous words that Neil was heard to say.

When he stepped from the eagle

in nineteen sixty nine.

Apollo was in history to stay.

The race for space has faltered now,

but NASA still exists.

the shuttle's now their focus that's for sure.

But glorious achievements such as his

will never die, and men like him

will live forever more.


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Enrico Caruso

1873-1921

48 years

Caruso was an operatic tenor of renown

and of Italian parentage

when born in Naples town.

His first name was Enrico

and from an early age,

his peers all knew that he would do

great things upon the stage.

As 18th out of 20 siblings

he found it a pain remembering

just who was who when ere

he used a name.

La Scala in Milan became the place for his debut

and La Boheme showed opera buffs

a talent that was new.

His bookings took him round the world

to almost every nation

and he became accustomed

to a thunderous ovation.

His hats became a symbol

from Madrid to ancient Rome.

until he found his style was being worn by Al Capone.

His were the first recordings

of the opera so they say.

and these are still available for dilettantes to play.

He opened at the New York Met.

and yearly was the rage, till 17

years later he retired from the stage.

Performance six oh seven

was the number at that time

and critics said his voice that night

was utterly sublime.

He finally died in Naples in 1921.

At 48 a voice so great that hardly had begun.


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Sir Winston Churchill

1875-1965

90 years

Winston Churchill first sought fame

and suffered some distress

as boer war correspondent

in the British evening press.

And then he was home secretary,

munitions chief as well.

LLoyd George put him in charge

of things when tank production fell.

Between the 2 world wars he was

frustrated in his dream.

Until "peace in our time"

took Neville Chamberlin from the scene.

Churchill formed a coaliton

as the storm clouds grew,

then as P.M. led Britain

as it entered world war 2.

His charismatic character

an oratorial power contributed to

what became Great Britain's finest hour.

His homburg hat, his big cigar,

his finger sign of V,

was what endeared him to the people

longing to be free.

This grand old bulldog warrior

stood down from history's stage,

then painted in retirement till

ninety years of age.


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