"Hula Fool"
I heard about this native king.
Who had a golden throne,
but he became afraid of theft
so placed it in his home.
He hid it in the ceiling
but the weight he couldn't trust.
The throne fell down
and broke his crown.
The poor old guy got crushed.
The moral of this story
Is held within these poems.
" People living in grass houses
never should stow thrones."
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"Jack & Jill "
Jack & Jill went up the hill
to see what there was in it.
Jill came down with half a crown.
They'd only been a minute.
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"Bah Bah"
Bah, bah, Black sheep
have you any wool?
Yes sir,Yes sir Three bags full
one for the tax maaaan
and one for the boss,
and one for the "Wool Bureau"
That never has a loss.
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" Eggsakly"
"Humpty Dumpty" sat on a wall.
Humpty dumpty had a great fall;
all the kings horses and
All the kings men, said
"Scrambled eggs for dinner again"
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"Slow peep"
Little Bo Peep has lost her sheep
and doesn't know where to find them.
I think she's a quitter.
She's no baby sitter
and shouldn't be trusted to mind them.
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"Dye it"
"Jack spratt" could eat no fat.
His wife could eat no lean.
and therefor Anorexia
was bound to make the scene.
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"Jack's Back"
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick.
Jack, jump over the candle stick.
This Jumping jack should
leave the town,
before he burns the houses down.
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"Red Tape"
There was an old lady
who lived in a shoe
The housing commission
had sure made a blue
the town city council
said "Please feel quite free
to put in a call to your local M.P.
meanwhile social service will
look for a plan.
But dont hold your breath,
'cos we dont give a damn."
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"who's there"
The other day upon the stair
I saw a man who wasn't there.
He wasn't there again today
Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
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" Thereby hangs a tail"
Three blind mice see how they run.
They can't see but sure have fun.
The Farmer's wife she stood
on a chair
and screamed blue murder
because they were there.
Then took off their tails
with a swipe of her knife
Bet you've never seen,
such a thing in your life as 3
"permanently disfigured rodents."