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" Way to go "
Here's a thought to ponder
and I ask it with a sigh
If we all want to go to heaven
how come no one wants to die?
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"Breathless"
In dental hygene circles
its better to be one who
finds out they have bad breath
than discover they have none.
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""Going,Going,Gone" "
Swimming up stream,I suggest
is not the way to go
if you tell everybody
that they should
" Go with the flow "
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""Buzzy B" "
The REASON you are are busy
helps explain a lot
the humble bee is often praised
while mozzies get the swat
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"" How !!!! " "
The parents of a teenager
still worry there's no doubt
it's not the things the kids now know
but how did they find out?
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"" Pep See" "
I tried sniffing coke
But then a better way i chose
when I found out the ice cubes
kept getting up my nose .
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""Kiss & sell" "
Men used to kiss their wives good bye
when ere they left the house
now they kiss the house good bye
when ere they leave the spouse .
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""Blinder" "
Here's a thought i've pondered
just what would be the scene
if after going off to sleep
a blind man had a dream.?
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""Sunday" "
The sun is lightening my hair
I feel i just can't win
for at the same time I find out
its darkening my skin.
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"" Say it again Sam" "
It doesn't pay to advertise
your workload gets increased
the ones who talk the loudest
are the ones who do the least.
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"" I DO " "
It's good to be a christian
and to know it
Its better to be christian
and to show it.
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"" No dead giveaway" "
The Cemetery just raised it's fees
the reason they are giving
they find it hard to make ends meet
and blame the cost of living
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""Snap" "
It's been said
I have a photographic memory
it really wasn't quick
it just developed gradually
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""Si Si " "
If you wore my glasses
I could truly say
there's a better chance
that you'd be seeing things my way.
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""Parking Marking " "
I've done my dough I'll have you know
it's certainly not clear
when councils put up signs that say
" Fine for parking here"
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"" One upsmanship" "
In numerology it seems
new meanings never cease
now 667 has become
the "neighbour "of the beast.
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Poems Printed with permission of author
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