POEMS BY AUSSIEJOHN
Ding -Dong -Dell Dolle went and fell
broke some ribs & also did a lung as well
sad and sore - i bet she is glad to be back home.
but rest assured Dolle that you are not alone.
all your mates at senior chat are waiting by the door.
So they can say "Helloooo Dolly"
when you return once more.
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To get to seniornet from Oz
I sail across the pond
but when i get there hours
never seem to correspond
when i'm at breakfast they're at tea
there ought to be a law
that international date line
has a lot to answer for.
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I've lots of friends on senior chat
like Dolle, Bunk & Pooch
and T T who just goes snif snif
and gives the girls a smooch
there's Zinnia who types so fine
Soup, Meaker, Keep & Sarge
and many that I haven't named
because the list's too large
so if your feeling down & sad
and haven't much to do
just come on line & say hello
and we'll respond to you.
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I wandered into senior chat
and have'nt been the same since that
I learned to lurk & say G'day
when other people came my way
I wondered what was going on
I signed a cheque as "Aussie John"
where has my life gone-I'm afflicted
I think that I've become addicted.
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Now that I've retired and
my hours are my own
I'm almost always on the net
and seldom leave my home
I'm talking in the senior chat
consider it a perk
I wonder how it is I
ever found the time to work.
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Senior chat is fine
if I can get on line
for talking I am suited
that is ,till I am booted
I give someone a roast
then find that I can't post
when finally I'm on
I find that person's gone
why do I have such strife?
Guess I should "Get a life"
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Being on the chat's a ball
You get to speak with one & all
I'll type a page but ere i score
I've got that rotten boot once more.
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When you enter chat room there's
some things that you should do
you say "Hello", then
"What's Your time?"
and, "have you had the flu"?
The health reports then follow
And then it's cooking time
where recipes fly fast & loose
and where it's best to dine
then there's whether weather
is the same for you and me
and "how much snow
and temperature"?
and then "by what degree"?
and when you've done all that
there's always someone who will say
"I'm new in here"? and also
"What's the topic for today"?
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Buying presents really sucks
'cos now they cost me mega bucks
"Why not give cash"? I hear you say
but that would take the fun away
my cheque book is an awful sight,
but by mid March i should be right
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some thoughts on limericks
which got pretty raunchy in chat
recently
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Limericks dont do it for me
'cos I'm more polite as you see
though I think puns are funny
its "down in the dunny"
that I would prefer not to be
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"Kitten on the keys" a tune that ImReen knows for sure
her pregnant cat gave birth to one & then delivered four.
A brand new keyboard is required
that seems sure enough
and then accomadation for those tiny balls of fluff.
A mouse with a computer is the normal thing ImReen
but having "cats" I find to be a little bit
extreme.