Ding -Dong -Dell Dolle went and fell
broke some ribs & also did a lung as well
sad and sore - i bet she is glad to be back home.
but rest assured Dolle that you are not alone.
all your mates at senior chat are waiting by the door.
So they can say "Helloooo Dolly"
when you return once more.
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"Kitten on the keys" a tune that ImReen knows for sure
her pregnant cat gave birth to one & then delivered four.
A brand new keyboard is required
that seems sure enough
and then accomadation for those tiny balls of fluff.
A mouse with a computer is the normal thing ImReen
but having "cats" i find to be a little bit
extreme
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We have a guy on oz t.v
Steve Irwin is his name
and he says"Crikey" quite a lot
and really is a pain.
He wrestles crocs & chases snakes
and doesn't give 2 hoots.
He wears a shirt & shorts
and just a pair of rubber boots.
I think he has a death wish,
If a new job he won't choose
I definitely think he's gonna end up on the news.
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Now we tell the tourists
"Dont swim round our swamps,
or you may suffer one heck of a shock."
if leeches don't greet you
the mossies will eat you
or you could end up in a 20 foot Croc.
for campings not pretty
for those from the city
but theres a solution thats easy to see.
If your in a troop make part of the group
"Crikey" Steve Irwin, or "Crocodile Dundee."
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There are tales i've been told
of a Swagman of old
who camps by a river
and dances with glee
round an old sheep he stole
at the last watering hole
Singing "you'll come a waltzing Matilda with me"
As the old swaggie slept
3 state troopers crept
to his camp to arrest him for his former
spree
but up leapt the swaggie and
jumped in from the river bank
"you'll never take me alive" said he
and his ghost may be heard as you
pass by that watering place
"You'll come a waltzing Matilda with me".
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Iatrogenic is a word i came across to day
it really did'nt fill me with elation
when i found out it really means
an upset that is caused
by doctors giving too much medication.
When i am rushed to hospital
the first thing that they do
is bung a canula into my arm
and then they take away my pills
and do blood tests to see
if any of them could be doing harm.
I take so many tablets that i rattle
when i walk,
my kids can hear me coming down the hall.
but here's to doctors everywhere
who do the best they can.
without them i would not be here at
all.
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When people say" How are you?"
do they really want to know
i think that they are being just polite
so i say"on the ball"
to change the subject so that all
can comment on the topic for the night
I see that there are some who
like to share their aches & pains
and that's their right i know you will agree
but i find talking all about the negatives in life
does not build up my positivity.
I've always found that laughter
and a sense of humor too
will see you through the darker times
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As reverend A.J leaves the building
he would like to add
"and so,Thus ends the lesson for today."
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Watching T .V. does nothing for me
for I have found that
it's more fun in chat.
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"Politically correct" is such a controversial term
it intercepts our every line of thought
"Vertically challenged" is the statement that
i hear where once i used to say that i was short.
What happened to the actresses
and who's this "madam chair"
My irish jokes no longer can i tell
and God forbid that i should call a
negroid person black
nowdays i'm sure that i would burn in hell.
Oh dear i've mentioned God so now
i wonder what she'll think
the female persons(women)
all will cheer
while this Antipodean subject
(once called Aussie John)
is gonna try & make it out of here.
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If you suffer grief and long for relief
It's a comfort to know there's a place you can go
where the ladies all care
and your problem they'll share
with hugs and with love
till you rise above
that nasty old frown
that's been holding you down
when your better, you
can join with them too.
in senior net chat
is the place that it's at.
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I saw a certain c.d. game while on the net today
and it had things i wouldn't even let my grandpa play
the violence was appaling
the graphics meant for fright
it seemed to me
the aim to be "Kill everything in sight"
if juvenile delinquency
is adding to our crime
it's obvious more censorship
is needed down the line
if younger generations
soak up all this stuff today
then it's for sure another war
will soon be on it's way
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The comprehensive menu of
my local take away
has introduced me to the world's cuisine
I've tasted some delicious food
while working down the list
but there are some things that i've never seen
back end of dog & maggot soup
are two i can't abide
and indian curries that i ordered
and then put aside
a gastronomic smorgasboard
is waiting for my call
but i like steak with eggs and chips
my favourite of them all.
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