"Count" Your vote counts in democracy according to my notes But in feudalism, it's your count that gets the vote. "The raven" We found a dead crow in our yard It didn't have a breath, We don't know what killed it, we don't have the CAWS of death. "Flies" Here's Bernie's pun just for today I can't wait till manana Time flies like a rocket Fruit flies like a banana. "Will" I love it when I hear a pun It really makes my day the definition of a will is "A dead give away" "Expose" Here's a word of warning I would like to send Those too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. "Taps" Being a tap dancer is dangerous I think there always is the chance that you may drop into the sink. "Dream on" Last night I had a wonderous dream in which I felt for sure That medicine at last had found a Diabetic cure. No more Insulin injections I thought that really neat No more avoiding sugar and every other sweet. Then I found I was awake and knew without a doubt my Diabetes still remained and both my feet had gout. "Votes" Your vote counts in Democracy according to my notes, but in feudalism it's your count that gets the votes. "Caws" We found a dead crow in our yard it didn't have a breath but we don't know what killed him we don't have the caws of death. "Pun fun" I love it when I hear a pun it really makes my day. The definition of a Will is "It's a dead give away" "Warning !!!" Here's a word of warning I would like to send. "Those too big for their britches will be exposed in the end." "Taps" Being a Tap Dancer is dangerous I think there always is the chance that you may drop into the sink. "Hare, Hare" A receding hare line I want you all to know is what I call male rabbits hopping backwards in a row. "Heat" It's not enough that I contend with Gout in both my feet, now I've found arthritic knees where I can use "Deep Heat."

"Seconds" Old father time is on the ball because I hear he reckons when a clock is hungry It will just go back 4 seconds "Mail" A pert e-mail was sent by me but it was simply not to be The mail room sent it back impressed "Not known now at this address" But there will be a happy end I forwarded it on to her friend. "Stung" My cousin whom I seldom see was injured by a tiny bee While tight rope walking for a bet she slipped and fell and missed the net. "Rock on" They say I'm now over the hill and viagra I wont need For when you ARE over the hill you begin to pick up Speed "Cricked" When I awoke at 4 am I gave a primal scream That cricked neck that I had before is back upon the scene. "Please knees" It's not enough that I contend with gout in both my feet. now I've found arthritic knees where I can use deep heat." "Taut" I'm sorry I have "torticollis" But then what the heck you'll only say we know a.j.'s a big pain in the neck. "Rumor" There's a rumor going round I say there's nothing in it I don�t suffer from insanity I'm loving every minute. "Time" 'Ole Father Time is on the ball because I hear he reckons, that when a clock is hungry it will just go back 4 seconds. "Purty" A pert email was sent by me but it was simply not to be. The Mailroom sent it back impressed "Not known now at this address." But there will be a happy end I'll forward it onto her friend. "B Bee" My cousin whom I seldom see was injured by a tiny bee while tight rope walking for a bet she slipped and fell and missed the net. "Motion" They say I'm now over the hill Viagra I wont need for when you Are over the hill you start to pick up speed. "Ouch!" When I awoke at 4 am I gave primal scream that cricked neck that I had before is back upon the scene, "Pain again" I'm sorry I have Torticollis but then what the heck you'll only say "We know AJ's a big pain in the neck." (Poems Printed with permission of author)

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