"Way to go"

Here's a thought to ponder

and I ask it with a sigh

"If we all want to go to heaven

how come no one wants to die?"


" Breathless "

In dental hygiene circles

it's better to be one

who finds out they have bad breath

than discover they have none.


"Going, going, gone"

Swimming up stream I suggest

is not the way to go

if you tell everybody

that they should go with the flow.


"How !!!!"

The parents of a teenager

still worry there's no doubt

it's not the things the kids now know

but how did they find out.


"Buzy bee"

The reason you are busy

helps explain a lot

the humble bee is often praised

the mozzie gets the swat.


"Psycho"

Where do crazy people go

to get rid of their wrath

I just read a theory

that they take the psycho path.


"Holy water"

If you want holy water

here is what you do

put it on the stove

and boil the hell out of it too.


"Wizard"

Now I have glasses

people see

that Harry Potter

looks like me.

"Hobby"

I'm looking for a hobby

that doesn't cause me pain

so it looks as though

I'll have to go

and look at chess again.


"Beenz"

Our Air Pollution

now it seems

is being caused

by Heinz baked beans.


"Solutions"

When my kids ask me questions

about one thing and another

I always have an answer

I say "Go and ask your mother"


"Eye - eye"

My lazy eye's a lot of trouble

when I am tired then I see double.


"Remote"

I really now am in a hole

I just lost my remote control.


"Dead sure"

Here's a question

I don�t understand

and so ask why

if life is so important

why do we have to die?


"Kiss & sell"

Men used to kiss their spouse goodbye

when ere they left the house

now they kiss the house goodbye

when ere they leave the spouse.


"Pep see"

I tried sniffing coke

but then a better way I chose

when I found out the ice cubes

kept getting up my nose.


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