�Chop Chop� I told the waiter �Lamb Chops, can you make them lean tonight?� He said �ok sir, in which direction �left or right?� �Murphy�s Law� Attempts at printing Murphy�s law just leave me with a frown each time that I have tried it my printer�s broken down. �Golden Rule� The golden rule is famous it�s good to love your neighbor just make sure you don�t get caught. �Right on� We�re all aware that Murphy�s law is nothing but a blight so how come no one notices when everything goes right. �Paradise lost� Paradise was lost I heard in a story going round �t�was not the apple on the tree but the pair upon the ground.� �Law # 5� Here�s a well known Murphy�s law it�s definitely his �If you think it�s too good to be true it usually is�. �One Drink� My friend is always falling down after just one drink were not really sure but it�s about the fifth we think. �Assault� I saw a news headline and all it had to say, was �Energizer Bunny� charged with battery today.

�Look You� A book on voyeurism is best left well alone as far as I�m concerned It�s just another peeping Tome. �Ring a Ding� Physiologists do tests that often turn out well in the scheme of things does the name �Pavlov � ring a bell?. �Gory� I went to the blood bank and there a sign I saw � The blood group of all Pessimists b-negative for sure. �Slipper� Sometimes speakers make mistakes and this is just another a Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother. �Bust� The women�s movement had it�s day and then it had to stop when women who had burnt their bras complained it was a flop. �All behind� My ex has just found out some news that did not please I fear she�s no longer just a pretty face she�s now �Rear of the year.� Poems Printed with permission of author

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