�Waiter� I walked up to my boss and asked him could I have a raise It took him by surprise because he said� well spare me days, you�ll get one when you�ve earned it� I said �sorry mate your wrong, I reckon I�ll be outa here �cos I can�t wait that long. �Meditate on this� The yogi said �I don�t need gas, I�m known throughout the nation as one who�s able to transcend Dental Medication. �Dusty� Dusting is a waste of time it�s just futility �cos when you come back later there is always more to see. �Freeze fees please� I have 3 kids at uni. with ever rising fees and every day I find i�m getting poorer by degrees. �Why?� A scientific graduate asks� just why is it so ?� An engineering graduate says �just what makes it go?� an economic student ponders �Why is business flat?� A bachelor of arts just says �Do you want fries with that?� �Court� The robbery victim says �that�s him, I�ll swear it come what may.� The felon says� she�s lying I wore a mask that day� � DUCKEY� Two Irish men out hunting ducks decide that they�ll retire. One says �We might do better if we threw the dog up higher ����. �Chinesey� There is this Chinese cafe that to anyone will cater there is a sign above the door that says �Eat now-pay waiter�

�Bingey� Being overweight takes time we know this to be true it doesn�t happen overnight it just snacks up on you. �Flee� A flea jumped in my bowl of soup I wasn�t going to cop it. The waiter hearing my complaint said �Just tell him to hop it�. �Warrants� With extended warranties there seems to be a rule Refrigerators never die they just become uncool. �Tut-Tut� King Tut of Egypt had 8 wives 4 better and 4 worse this may have been the origin of tutankhamun�s curse. �The 7 vertically challenged men� The theme song of the seven dwarfs I thought you all should know has altered to �I owe, I owe, so off to work I go.� �Calculation� The sale of pocket calculators hasn�t been so hot most people seem to know how many pockets they have got. Poems Printed with permission of author

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