"Patient" While going thru my patient files I recently discovered, the upholsterer is back at work and he's fully recovered. "Poodles" "It must be raing cats and dogs" I heard my sis declare. "I just looked outside and there are Poodles everywhere". "Bull" Best way to stop a charging bull and keep him off his guard. Next time he's in a china shop cut up his credit card. "No AC" The storm blew out the power The teachers weren't excited but in the class room all the students said they were delighted. "Bored " My mum's computer's broken down she wants it all restored, but if I try explaining it I get my mother board. "Charge" I hate the power company their bills are high of late. Old power companies never die they just de-generate. "2B or not 2B" I'm giving up my scribbling it's sad but I confess that writing with a broken pencil seems a bit pointless. "M-Benz" I had a most expensive car I shared it with my friends I hit a truck and I found out how the Mercedes Bends.

"Defeat" I don't take part in marathons they're just for the elite The only thing I ever got "The agony of de feet" "Auntie" How do you make anti-freez? lets put it to the test. Steal her blanket from her that would probably be best. "Toll" Insurance companies have revealed there in their latest poll. Driving on so many turnpikes surely takes it's toll. " Belt" The media have spoken on this latest fashion caper. They say a cardboard belt would be an utter waist of paper. " Test tube " A test tube baby's assets are really very few. One thing you could say that they have " A Womb with a view" "Ghost" The hotel had a ghost But they did not have a detector. And so they called "Ghost Busters" to supply a new Inn-Spectre". "Master" When I was at the boarding school it did'nt make a hit. It wasn't what they said it was the principal of it. "Cross" There is a cross eyed teacher can't control his pupils so the education board it seems has had to let him go. Poems Printed with permission of author

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