"Mental exercise for Seniors" I find the stroke I had curtails the exercise I do and though I am restricted I still manage with a few. I beat around the bush jump to conclusions then I push my luck and drag my heels and climb the walls again. Swallowing my pride is hard and wading thru the bills and opening a can of worms contributes to my I'lls. I jump onto the bandwagon bend over backwards too, and putting my foot in my mouth's another thing I do. make mountains out of mole hills, hit the nail upon the head. Add fuel to the fire. Balance all the books i've read I toot my horn ,pick up the pieces, There's few that I have missed, and running round in circles is my favourite on the list. Reply to Glen's desk poem for a,j. Glen ,I thank you for your poem about a subject I have known. The latin I had learnt in school proved to be a handy tool "COGITO ERGO SUM" I knew 'I think therefore I am', is true Butt as to where my prostate lay I think they went the other way. The reason I think this you see is that I did Anatomy. "Daffynitions" "Karmageddon-" see man it's ,like, bad vibes in the summer and then, like, all the world explodes and it's a serious bummer. " Arachnoleptic fit" This is the frantic dance that is performed, so it is said, after accidently walking through a spider's web. "Decaf alon" "Decaf alon" a gruelling race you know you have to do injesting daily only things your told are good for you.

" Re-intarnation" There's a new awareness that is spreading thru the nation Folks come back as hillbillies It's called Re- intarnation "Foreploy" "Foreploy "is an art that stops a man from being boring it's also used to help increase the chances of him scoring . "Giraffiti" " Giraffiti " is a word that 's used to signify Vandalism that has been spraypainted very high. "Inoculatte" "Inoculatte" is the act That junkies seem to see as a way of getting coffee intravenously "Hipatitis" " Hipatitis" may be cool to some pot smoking man but leads to hepatitis so avoid it if you can "Osteo -Pornosis" "Osteo-Pornosis" is a term that doesn't please. because it's been confirmed as a degenerate disease "Glibido" "Glibido" is a thing that men think of as an attraction but many women think it just means all talk and no action. " Caterpallor" "Catterpallor" is the colour that you turn when meeting half a caterpiller in the fruit that you are eating. "The bozone layer" The "Bozone layer " surrounds all those people who are dim. It's main effect is stopping bright ideas from getting in. Poems Printed with permission of author

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