"Parks" If the Bigbang theory states The universe is still expanding Why can't I find a parking space no matter where i'm standing. "pace" The earth rotates quite rapidly and still the human race has managed to survive and hasn't yet got lost in space. "Speed" If your moving at the speed of light with all sensation gone I wonder what would happen if you turned the headlights on. "Smoking" I never spit into your drink You'd say that isn't fair What makes you think you have the right to smoke into my air. "Prescription" Doctor's writing is quite bad and this is not a fiction you can always read the bill but never the prescription. "Gift" I've been offered a free gift and yet it seems to me the meaning of a gift has always been that it is free. "Apartments" Why are they called apartments it dont make sense to me when they are all together as anyone can see. "Helmets" Redundancies aren't hard to find example one it's said is Kamakasi pilots wearing helmets on their head. "Success" Writing books is difficult Not easy to assess if a book on failure's selling well is it then a success. "cowardly" Here is an ironic twist that causes me delight when a brown cow eats green grass the milk it gives is white.

"Atheists" If Atheists took out insurance wouldn't it be odd if their first claim was then attributed to "Acts of God". "Noah" Here's a question bothers me, are we kept in the dark? about the fact that Noah took two termites on the ark. "Thirst" Here's another question do you think it could be true is there a possibility that fish get thirsty too. "Penguin" While we're on these questions would you answer please is there any evidence that penguins do have knees. "Flight fright" Here's a thought that bothers me if everythings not right how do you make arrangements to get off a non-stop flight. "Scanner" I've had to give up flying it really is too bad My diabetic bracelet sent the metal scanners mad. "House fire" I think it's quite illogical and that is why I frown how could a house be burning up when it is burning down. "Barred" Shakespeare said "The world's a stage" and I dont mind admitting, if this is so, I'd like to know where is his audience sitting. "Hostage" If Schitzophrenics say "I'll kill myself". Around the nation would the police consider this a hostage situation. "Felon" If a felon says "I always lie" and then refuses proof would it be safe this time to think he may have told the truth. Poems Printed with permission of author

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