"Bargain"
The definition of a bargain
is as some insist.
"something you don�t need
at a price you can't resist".
"Birdsong"
Here's some words of wisdom
that I knew all along
a bird does not sing because
it has an answer
but because it has a son.
"The Brook"
If your feeling down and out
from suffering hard knocks,
know "The brook would lose it's song
if God removed the rocks".
"Harold"
I'm in trouble at our church
they say I am to blame
'Cos I said "Our Father
who art in heaven
Harold be thy name".
"A Camel"
Here's an explanation
that I thought rather witty.
A Camel is a horse
that's been designed
by a committee.
"Wordsworth"
A careless word can kindle strife
A cruel word can wreck a life
A timely word can level stress
A loving word can heal and bless.
"Dark glass"
I worked hard all my life
to obtain a good position
now I wear dark glasses
to avoid my recognition.
"Secret"
I told the vicar at our church
when he said "Saints preserve us"
I'm in the army of the Lord
but it's the secret service.