"Credit" Xmas time is gone I guess my credit card is such a mess but I still think I can save face at least i've 30 days of grace. A "Do" The tree is cleared , oh what a fuss the kids are saying"toys are us" It's time to face another show there's only New Years Eve to go. "Caper" What a commotion oh what a caper, I'm still knee deep in old wrapping paper. Gee what a xmas , we all had a ball now Happy New Year to you one and all. " Revolutions" Christmas time has come and gone It's time for us to move along make New year's resolutions clear the same one's that we had last year. and hope as we read down the line we've better luck with them this time. "Year's end" Ring the bell ,let bubbles flow There's only New Years Eve to go another 12 months at the door let's hope they're better than before. "Dye it" Christmas feasts were my downfall my trousers now don't fit at all Eat, Drink be merry I dont buy it, look out here comes another diet. " Size counts" Some christmas gifts I'll sadly lack as I queue up to take them back don't take the risk , it isn't wise next year tell everyone your size. "Pack drill" If you think your "Leader of the pack" it's best if you sometimes look back, you may find out that you are wrong and everybody else is gone. " Wreck" The way I'm feeling at this time I wouldn't recommend If I were a building I think I would be condemned. " Gender Bender" What's this I hear about reindeer who pull old santa's sleigh how could they all be female what an awful thing to say. Rudolph and his Red nose are in quite a state of shock and santa claus has said that he'll put nothing in your sock.

" Christmas brake " The family's had their xmas break 4 days is all that I can take. They're gone !! and as the shadows creep now maybe I can get some sleep. " Roly Poly" If I never see food again it's o k I don't know how I survived xmas day. the pudding was great but I plainly see when they say Roly Poly, I know they mean me. "Strain" With xmas gone now i believe its time again for New years Eve. I'm such a wreck ,I know that's plain. Don't know if I can take the strain. "Baggy" To " Let the cat out of the bag" is easy, it's a fact. but it's extremly difficult to try and put it back. " Arnie " by Ozziemandus. Arnold Schwartzenegger, a guy that most folk know as Conan the Barbarian was on Jay Leno's show. Big Arnie had a think and then decided he would try, for California's governor in elections that were nigh . Now Arnie felt quite confident his campaign was on track and you don't argue with this guy when he say's "I'll be Bach". Maria Schriber ( that's his wife,a niece of J F K ), had grown up with politics and liked to have her say. She wasn't keen on what she'd seen of California's plight, the budget blew right out and it was not a pretty sight. Gray Davis was not popular when Californians found, he'd overspent their funds and run the state into the ground. Arnie's said he won't be mean but you can bet for sure when he gets in it's sink or swim for Terminator 4. Poems Printed with permission of author

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