" Valentine's time "
Valentine's day is when you all say
those sweet words that you
Would normally eschew.
Or if your a bard you could pen them a card,
or send an E-mail with a delicate tale,
as well here's a hunch, a" Forget me not" bunch".
" Tradition"
The origins of Valentine are hidden in the mists of time,
But some traditions last it's true
and here's the thing that you should do.
Advise your lover in some way,
that you are their's this special day.
" choco"
Valentine's a friendly time
when lovers all get kissed,
but if you want to stay in shape.
cross chocolate off your list.
"Wife strife"
What can be nicer than getting E-mail
That says "Your the love of my life".
Your heart skips a beat
you think that's really neat,
then you see its been sent by your wife.
"Cards"
What can I say about Valentine's Day
that hasn't been mentioned at all.
When sentiments merry come each February,
on cards that you buy at the mall.
Then poetry's heard supplied by some Nerd
all sickly and sweet and a pain.
We say it's a rort and that we've been caught
and then we all do it again.
"Die it"
Chocolates are a big no-no
for girls on diets dont you know
just send a card with message too,
and use those 3 words "I love you".
"Who's who?"
Send a gift to make it clear
that Valentine's day now is here.
A box tied with a big red bow
to please your favourite so and so.
But to confound them in this game
just forget to sign your name.
"Stooge"
To keep the wit in chat room
I have to start out early.
I do the work of 3 men now
"Larry , Mo and Curly"