"Fools rush in" Does god really love stupid people? The answer is clear i'm afraid It was her intent and obviously meant for look at how many she made. "Road rage" I never get angry in traffic or become involved in affray. I don't say a word I just give you the bird and then merrily go on my way. "Way to go" If you'd like to change your job consider for a minute. Don't be an historian for there's no future in it. "Necking" In feeding giraffes at the zoo I never was a hit. I got the sack because they said I wasn't up to it. "Eye Eye" My drunk pal had a girlfriend and this is what he told her. Beauty,though skin deep, is in the eye of the Beer holder "Analyse This" Bumper stickers can be fun I saw one on the road. it said in only 5 words. You honk while i reload. "Which Witch" I told my ex "Go get a job", and "Your a witch as well." and thought it was appropriate she did that for a spell. "Toeing" I knew a girl so ugly she never had been kissed. The only man who's at her feet is her podiatrist

"Reference" Another girl's called "Referance Book" the reason is no doubt, the fact that library reference books are never taken out. "Appendix" I call this girl "appendix" some think that she's a dunce. Her sex appeal's nil Men think she's a dill and so she is taken out once. "Light" I'm known as a light drinker this knowledge I impart. as soon as it is light enough that's when I like to start. "Classy" My ex was a school teacher a job that didn't last and I thought the reason was because she was outclassed. "Stinker" My girl said "Your such a big thinker". I said "Do you think so my dear" A friend said "Aj , what can I say the girl has a lisp can't you hear". "Hi" When I was young I was highly strung and people made it tough especially when the neighbours said "Not nearly high enough" "Temper" My cousin has a temper he really is quite dense his parents rarely strike him except in self defense. "Celery" Celery when it is raw can leave you with an aching jaw but celery's more easily chewed after it's been lightly stewed Printed with permission of author

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