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| Welcome to Neither Saracen Nor Crusader's Suicide Squad Mod Page | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Mom and Dad fighting | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| This page, much like the truth, isn't pretty. But it does contain everything you need to know to beat the Suicide Squad mod for Freedom Force. The Suicide Squad mod was awarded the 2002 "Golden Skinny Award" for best mod. Its creator, however, was named Sadist of the Year. So if you need some hints or just want to read the back story of its creation, all you have to do is take this simple little test. You can then access the FAQ. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| Earth Two Career Aptitude Test |
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| This simple test is designed to help you find your calling in life. By answering these questions, you can decide whether you really should be the head of a secret government organization that paroles dangerous criminals who complete suicide missions, or perhaps an interior designer or dental hygienist instead. There are no right or wrong answers. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Question: You find yourself on Apokolips. What do you do? A) Take extensive notes for your mod, and marvel at how cool this all is. And then die. B) Ban Darkseid for not respecting your authority. And then die. C) Ask Lashina if she likes it rough, and suggest you'd like to see some HLA between her and Mad Harriett. And then die. D) Grab a big freakin' gun and kick some butt until you make it back to Earth again. Now give me the FAQ or I'll put a @#$@ bullet in your skull. |
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| SCORING: | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you answered A, your ideal career is to be "some guy named Alex." And you might want to go here. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you answered B, your ideal career is to be a Freedom Reborn message board administrator. And that's just sad. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you answered C, you might be "Earth 2" material. Except that board doesn't accept new members. But get a hold of me and we'll talk. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| If you answered D, you're Amanda Waller. You can access the FAQ here. |
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