Tangible Tutoring
Willing to cater to your questioning minds:
Chasma DeLane
Greetings, internet user, I'm glad you've decided to jump off of
that high-horse of yours to beg for my help.
I'm kidding.
I'm pretty good at what I do, and it's free, so,
what do you have to lose? A brain cell of two, of course, but since you were going to nuke your brain
in front of the computer anyway, why not get some valued help?
Besides, I believe that you can indeed spare one or two brain cells of the 10-100 billion brain-cell average of the human being.
I can't promise you an A, but I will try my hardest, but that means that you
have to try too. Your best.
Until later, my beloved readers, may your schooling be beneficial.
E-mail me, I'll make it worth your while, I promise!
In Chasmaness,
Your beloved Chieftain,
~Chasma