How many mathematicians does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
If k mathematicians can change a light bulb,
and if one more simply watches them do it, then
k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light
bulb. Therefore, by induction, for all n in the
positive integers, n mathematicians can change
a light bulb.
Of course I'm crazy,
but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.
End racism... kill everyone.
Reality is for people who can't face science fiction.
If it's green and moving, it's Biology
If it's smoky and stinks, it's Chemistry
If it doesn't work no matter what, it's Physics.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
How many existentialists does it take
to screw in a light bulb?
Two: One to screw it in,
and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single
incandescent beacon of subjective
reality in a netherworld of endless
absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.
We have enough youth,
how about a fountain of smart?
Some people are alive only because it is illegal
to kill them.
Normal people worry me.
What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an
agnostic and a dyslexic?
Someone who's up all night wondering if there is
a dog.
Look, Latin!: Nihil est--in vita priore ego imperator Romanus fui.
Translation: That's nothing, in a previous life, I was a Roman Emperor.
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