Chasma Chat
Advice you can use from a chick you can trust:
Chasma DeLane
The goal of this column is mainly just to relate better to YOU, the viewer,
and to fulfil my dreams of ruling the minds of many innocents.
I'm kidding. I want to help you, that's what I'm here for,
and I'm always here, despite my absences, which are due to the fact that I
have to "recruit" readers. (This may or may not be against their wills...)
anything don't hesitate to ask me,
like I said, I'll keep it anonymous, and I will ask your permission before I post
anything. I.E. If you ask a question that I feel many individuals can
relate to, and I feel that it is my "duty" to share my advice on that
subject so I don't have to answer the same question several times,
(this is a time saver, and, I'm a rare breed of "selective" sloth, so it
works itself out nicely) then I will ask your permission to post it on my
site so others can enjoy. (but they won't know who the "problem" belonged to!) Convenient, right?
E-mail me, my many minions:
In Chasmaness,
Your beloved Chieftain,
~Chasma