One day
we celebrated the birthday to one of the kids that lives here. In dog-years she isn't more than 2-3 years, but in human-year she is 25. They had a visit from a little person that's called a baby. This little one stood on the floor so I could smell him. He looked at me and smiled. I went backwards. Because something that stranger, I've never seen.
Little
people always tries to touch me. We have some cats called Skip and N�ste, and I watch out for them. I didn't think he was anything like them, so what was he?!
Then suddenly he got bigger. Someone hold him up in the air. Funny I have to say. Do they grow so fast, I asked myself. That was very mystical, but then I wasn't so scared. Then suddenly he started to cry. This is really strange!
Something
that I've started to like nowadays is to go on car trips. Each day I�m allowed to follow when one of my "sisters"( she's the kid to my mum, so then she must be that, right?) is going to school. Whatever that is, I haven�t understood that yet. What I know is that there are many petting candidates there!
When
I see mum putting on her outdoor shoes, then I understand that car trips is coming. Then I hurry out, and I jump in the backseat. Mum thinks it's kind of fun. One time when I was running around the car and jumped into the backseat, my mum started laughing. They weren't going on a car ride, but how should I know that?
People are strange, I can't understand what they do all the time.

Something
that they like very much is a box they call TV. What's so fun about that, I can't understand. It's nothing to eat there, no new smells. Eitherway they just sit there, and stare into the box. Sometimes they laugh, and sometimes they cry. I keep them company, because I have to take care of them. That's my job! It isn't always easy, to watch them all. Sometimes they disappear, and suddenly they are back again.
Why
doesn't people have fur? They always nag about that they don't have anything to wear. I have seen that they have a lot. All those colours. Why do they change fur that often? Do they really loose that much?? Hmm�those humans�.. What should dogs like me done without them? We can't live with them, but we can't live without them either.
I'll
be back some other time and tell you more dog stories.
Dog wishes from Amadeus. Typed from the hand of Irene J.K. Bj�rtomt,Translating Vibeke Bj�rtomt.
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