Slime Volleyball
Oooooh my gosh, this game KICKS....ASS.....pooh. It is so simple yet so addicting. Basically, you're this little pile of "slime" which in fact just looks like you're a half circle with eyes, and you just hit the ball back and forth over a net no bigger than an inch that just looks like a piece of drywall.
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This game may look easy, but do not make the mistake thinking it's childish. This game is harder than the boner I popped once I reserved my copy of Halo 2. It's insane. The first time I played it, I couldn't even get passed the first slime. After I started to rule at it, I could get all the way to the last guy, The Big Blue Boss. Believe me, this guy is IMPOSSIBLE. I've only heard of one person beating the game, it's that hard. And you and I both know that there are pimply-faced nerds all around the world who sit at their computer all day trying to beat it and they fail......terribly. They're all trying to earn the respect and bragging rights, so they can say "Well, you may have the hottest girl in school for your girlfriend, but I've beat Slime Volleyball" then everyone gasps and one kids glasses shatter. I have enough bragging rights to say I've gotten to the Big Blue Boss, because most people don't even know he exists. If I beat it, believe me, the whole world will hear about it.
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