| Born into a poor farming family near Tikrit in 1937, he quickly moved into Baghdad early 1955. In 1955, he became heavily active in politics, joined an Arab Nationalist movement, and helped organize an assasination attempt on Abdul Karim Kassem. Yes, you read that correctly, AT THE AGE OF 22 HE HELPED ORGANIZE AN ASSASINATION ON THE MILITARY PRESIDENT OF IRAQ. That takes some huge balls. You know what you'll be doing when you're 22? Masturbating in your mother's basement, that's what you'll be doing. He didn't have time for such things, he was too busy ASSASINATING PEOPLE. Whenever I remind myself of this, I think, "Wow, what a hard-core ass kicker". In 1990, he invaded Kuwait, just because they pissed him off. He laid the smack-down WWE-style on Kuwaits ass. Finally, in 2003, it took the strongest army in the world (ours, of course) just to bring him down. Then he hid forever, living in caves and shit like a freaking hard-ass Cro-Magnon (Cro-Magnon rule), then was finally found in 2004. In conclusion, Saddam Hussein is a hard-core huge balled son of a bitch who deserves (and demands) his people's respect |
