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Mimes Suck Serious Ass |
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Okay, mimes suck so much old man saggy ass I can hardly take it. I hate them so bad. I just want to go Texas Chainsaw Massacre on their ass. YOU'RE NOT IN A BOX! GET THE HELL OVER IT! They think they are so cool because they can act like they're doing stuff when they're really not. Their make-up is so shitty. It looks like someone just took a huge heavy make-up kit and hurled it at their face. They pretend like they're laughing all the time. I just want to take a sawed-off shotgun and blow their legs off. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BITCH?! HUH?! Then as he gapes in horror at his nubs for legs, he looks at me and I blow his face off. Too bad all that shitty paint went to waste, huh? Also, being a mime isn't even a real job. They're people who are too damn lazy to make a living so they become mimes. |
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Next time I see a mime with his top hat full of chump change, I'm going to take the money and run. Then when he starts to run after me, I'm going to whirl around and cave his skull in with a bat. Then when he finally wakes up, he'll be naked, all tied up in barbed wire, lying on the ground covered in honey. Then he'll see me, smiling, in a bee suit, holding a crate full of bee's, then i'll slam it down on his honey covered face, like I just made a touchdown. After he's been stung by bees for a day or two, i'll caulk-glue his eyelids open then spray 3 full cans of pepper spray in his eyes, dump gasoline all over him, then light him on fire. BURN IN HELL, YOU DIRTY BASTARD, BURN IN HELLLLL! AAAAHAHAHA! It's just been decided. I'm going to dedicate my entire life to killing mimes. I'll just go around head-butting mimes, kicking mimes in the balls, driving nails through mimes lungs, so on and so forth. I'll have a mime kiling license. Oh man that would rule. |
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I mean, i'm just sending more mimes to hell than there already are. And i'm absolutely positive there are mimes in hell. What would hell be without mimes? It'd be pussy hell. I'd rather go to a concentration camp then to be in a room full of mimes. They'd start to box me in, tighter and tighter until i'd go insane from all the smiley faces. That reminds me of how much I hate the survivors of the holocaust. They bitch all the time, saying "I went to hell and back". Well guess what, pussy? There weren't mimes there, so it couldn't of been that bad. Anyway, if you're a mime and you're reading this, don't send me any hate mail 'cause you're not aloud to communicate with people, bitch. |
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743535 mimes need to be shot |
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Back to how much I rule... |
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