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The other day I was walking over to this way cool kids house, Alec, and I saw these kids in the park (there's a park in the center of my neighborhood. I have to walk through it to get to my friends house) playing hide-and-go-seek. There were three kids, two girls and a boy (Names will be: Girl Counting=Dipshit, Girl Hiding=Dumbass, Boy Hiding=Down-Syndrome.) So, Dipshit was standing by the stairs leading up to the main platform of the jungle gym, counting, while Dumbass went to hide behind a tree, totally visible, looking like a faggot, and Down-yndrome hid behind the slide. What a freaking retard. HIS FEET WERE TOTALLY VISIBLE! So was the top of his head. So Dipshit starts to count and gets to 25 without mistakes (what an accomplishment), but then does this: "25....26....27....29..." Right then I wanted to puncture my own lung to end the misery. I didn't do it, but I was amazed at how stupid Dipshit could be, and thought she couldn't get any more stupid. I was wrong. She then proceeds to say "29...30!....ummmmm...91...92...93..." I couldn't believe it. YOU SKIPPED 60 NUMBERS, JACKASS! IF YOU'RE GOING TO PLAY, PLAY FAIR! I hate cheaters, just as long as i'm not the one cheating. I wanted to sprint over there and bash her face against the hand rails leading up to the platform, then punt her off the tower and have her land violently on the cement basketball court. But I kept my cool. Then when Dipshit got to 100, She went to go find Down-Syndrome, som Dumbass played it real smart and saw her chance to run. Instead of quietly running to base and getting away scott-free, she started screaming "I'M RUNNING TO BASE! I'M RUNNING TO BASE!" My blood was boiling. I was just praying that Dumbass would trip, smack her face against the slide, and snap her neck. But it didn't happen (too bad). Since Dumbass told everyone she was running to base, she got caught but she said she was already at base when she got tagged, even though she was a good 3 feet shy of the slide (which was base), so she wasn't it. Dirty cheater. All this time, Down-Syndrome, being the retard that he is, is STILL STANDING BEHIND THE SLIDE. So he got tagged. The whole time since the game was started, I was just standing there, watching. Alec's house could wait. I wanted to watch these retards act like retards. So, at the end of the round they finally took notice of me, and Down-Syndrome said "DO YOU WANT TO PLAY!?!" What I WANTED to do was take a sniper-rifle out from behind my back Halo-style and shoot him in the forehead at point-blank. But all I did was say was say "No" in a scruffy, scary, man-like voice. They nearly shit their pants in sheer terror when I talked to them. I hate kids. They're so stupid. |
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