Me Against The Children
Alright you loyal fans, listen up. Chase, the coolest pirate ever (just below Blackbeard) needs your help. What I want, is a picture, of you or someone you know, kicking someone below the age of 12, in the nuts/ass (guys nuts, girls ass). I take photo and I'm not an idiot, I'll know if you just posed for the picture. I REALLY want these pictures, it will make me the happiest man alive. once the picture is sent, I'll post it on this site as soon as I get it. Here are some examples of what I'm going to need
See, have it be something like this, but at your little brothers' soccer game....no, better yet, have it at his basketball game. Just run on the court, give baby Johnson a swift kick, then run home. Make sure you get a snapshot though....otherwise, you were grounded for a month for nothing, not even recognition on my kick ass website. Blah
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