Toaster Settings
Sand
Salt Water
Kids
Babies
Crying Kids
Goths
Mimes
Going To School
Old People
Soggy Bread
Redvines
Black Liccorice
Star Trek Geeks
Star Trek Altogether
Happy People
Hippies
Stupid People
People Who Jog In Place While Waiting For The Light To Change
The Saying "When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade"
The Phrase "Well, That May Or May Not Be The Case"
Carrot Top
Preps
Ugly People Emo Kids
Now here are some things that I love:
Eating A Huge Classic Triple From Wendy's In Front Of My Vegan Sister Just To Piss Her Off
Drop-Kicking People
Burning Mimes
Laughing At Frowning Clowns
Cutting Someone Off While I'm Skiing (Especially If They Fall)
Pushing The "Close Door" Button On The Elevator As I Watch Someone Running Towards The Elevator
The Mars Volta
Good Music
Slapping Happy People (But Then Must Extensively Wash My Hands To Rid Them Of The Happy, Which Sucks)
Laughing When Someone Tells Me They Have AIDS
Laughing Harder When Someone Tells Me They Have Cancer With 30 Days To Live
Watching Someone Get Hit In The Balls
Watching An Old Person Fall Over
That's it for now, I'll edit this when I think of more
